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Not many people know about what happens when you pee in a cup, have to send in your poop, or have blood drawn. And I like telling stories from work.

I'm here to open the lid on the "magic box" that is the clinical laboratory.

I'll also include other interesting medically-related things as I find them.


Untold Stories of the Clinical Laboratory

realfakescientist:

rotiferola:

infinity-imagined:

Time lapse of epithelial cells undergoing mitosis.

forever reblog

biology at work :3

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A funny thing happened…

We got down a sound culture swab from a female patient in the ER with no specimen source on it.

I called the nurse of the patient, a male, to ask what the source was.

He acted a tad flustered, and said “Well, it says it’s genital here, umm, yeah… genital. I mean, I think she has an abscess…”

I thanked him, and checked the accession number in the computer to find that the source was listed as “vulva”.

The nurse just didn’t want to say the term out loud, I guess. haha

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Diagnoses of the day

“Hurtin all over” - I live in the south.

“Right heart failure” - Doctor?!

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